- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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