Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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