Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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are you gay does your mom know

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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