- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

i just pooped that is all!

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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