Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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