A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Yanter, Look it up

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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James Patrick Campbell

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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