- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Womens basketball

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

How do you make a car? You build it.

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