New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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