Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

I shot a bitch.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

Winter

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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