A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Anti Joke

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