- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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