- Anti Joke

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.