Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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