Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

The Female Orgasm

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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