What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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Make me famous

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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