What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Anti Joke

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