*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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