- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

PENIS

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Women can vote? WTF

Guess what? You guessed it.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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