how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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