What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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