Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

what did the old lady die of old age...

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

one morning i turned on my tv

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What does water taste like? Water

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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