- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

THE END.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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