Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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who is awesome? no one...

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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