- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Justin Bieber.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

i love to lick...

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

A sober Irish individual.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Wright flyer

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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