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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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squash squash who squash my ass

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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