What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Get some flipping new jokes people

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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