whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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Compton

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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