- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Bark I'm a tree

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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