1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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everybody loves raymond

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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