- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Beka has AIDS

No!

-knock knock! -doors open

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??