- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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