- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

This is sparta No this is patrick

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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