- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

This is a joke. Laugh!

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??