Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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FIONN'S LIFE

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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7+5=12

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Diarrhea

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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