Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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Your mom is so nice.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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