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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

An Asian man fails a math test

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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