- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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