Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

Cows are land manatees.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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