- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What's green and blue? yellow

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

guest what i love pancakes

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Obama

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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