- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

vote this down and i will DOX you

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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