a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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