- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

The government

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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