How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Why? Why Not?

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Womens rights

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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