what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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im at school

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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