Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Obama.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Jews

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Penis

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

women's rights

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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