- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Not a joke.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

butt sex

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

How many light bulbs? 1

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