- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Homosexualism is so gay man

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

its funny cuz i laughed!

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

balls

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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