- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Justin Bieber hits puberty

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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