Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

How do you spell eight? 8

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

roses are red violets should be purple

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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