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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Major League Soccer

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

Womens rights

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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