- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

Why did the

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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