- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

what do fish smoke? sea weed

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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