What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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White men's rights

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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black people

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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Justin Bieber

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Today is March 22.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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