I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

EGGPLANT

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Velcro. What a rip off.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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