Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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