why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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eden stop

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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