- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Reverse psychology never fails.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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