- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

He--Hey guys

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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