Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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