A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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A man walks into a vagina

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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haha Otarts was here

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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