The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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Cancer.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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