Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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whats black and white? a zebra

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Women's Rights.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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your mom died.

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