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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

What's clear and wet? water

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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