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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

What's circular and round A circle

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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