- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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