- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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