The following is neither a joke or anti-joke. It's a brainteaser. It's called the Monty Hall Problem. Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind 1 door is a car; behind the other 2 doors are goats. You then choose a door. The host then opens another door and reveals a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to stick with your choice or switch?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice? The correct answer yes, switching gives you a better odds of winning. Why? There is a simple way to understand it without the mathematical demonstration. Suppose we have the three doors 1, 2 3 and the number 2 is the winner. If you choose not to change , of course the chances to win is 1/3. Now. what happens if you decide to change? The answer is that if you initially chose an incorrect door, you will always win. In the example, if you initially chose the door 1, the presenter will open door 3(because the door 2 is the winner so he can't open that door) So if you change you will win. The same happens if you initially chose door 3(the presenter will open door 1 and if you change you will win). You will only loose if you initially chose door 2(the presenter will open door 1 or 3, and when changing you will loose) So the conclusion is that if you always decide to change, if initially you have chosen ANY(and any in capital letters!) of the TWO incorrect doors you will win. So the chances when changing is 2/3.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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you gay?

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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TIMMY

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Justin Bieber

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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