There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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this is not a drill.

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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