- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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