Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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what's up? my penis.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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