- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Where's the dick??? east

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Your mother is average.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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