A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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You suck big fat slobber

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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