Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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