How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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