why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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Compton

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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