- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Justin Beiber's Talent.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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