- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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