- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

Chinese men having large penis.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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