- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

AIDS

Blake wilkeys hair style

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

YEAH THEY DO!

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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