- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Keanu Reaves

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

The EPA.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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