Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Bacon is delcious.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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