- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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