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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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