Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

religion

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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