My dad

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Nickleback.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

dry handjob

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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