- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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