Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's 9+10? 19

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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