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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

children burning

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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