A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

women's rights

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Hey, Max!!

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Nah

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Come on children, don't dawdle.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Anti Joke

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