- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

A fish swims up your penis...

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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