- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

knock knock who's there? hope

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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