Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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Nick Cannon

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Anti Joke

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