Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

He--Hey guys

i named my son Frodo because he was little

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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