What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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What do you call a black man? Black

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This sentance contains three errers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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