- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

This is not funny.

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