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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

I have a gay camel

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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