Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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nipple

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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