I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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H o m o comes out as homo

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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hello

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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